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this budding blog is brought to you by these bombastic beauties:

adam, aubrey, jessica, and tim.

if you need a photo credited or taken down, please ask us.


here is spencer the dog's Facebook add him he is friendly http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001841326224

http://sarcasticindiefucks.tumblr.com was created a scant 48 hours ago and due to overwhelming satirical support on tumblr (although some of it is unintended, which is just delicious), we’ve reached 2,211 followers.

we want to sincerely thank you for your overwhelming lemmingdom and love of the current hipster/indie flux on tumblr, which is both amusing and irritating. good thing we cashed in on that!

due to how many are sent our way every day, we can’t respond to every message we’re sent, but rest assured that they’re all read and loved- the good and the bad (especially the bad!)

unless otherwise posted, all of these mindblowingly pointless yet witty pictures are made by the blog creators themselves.

this budding blog is brought to you by these bombastic beauties:

adam - http://fueled-by-technicolor.tumblr.com
aubrey - http://whiteowl.tumblr.com
jessica - http://sunkenship.tumblr.com
tim - http://esushi.tumblr.com

(and a few other people who’d like to remain anonymous~*~)


we would like to give a MAJOR shout out to our papi, john wolcott, as he has been our ultimate inspiration for this blog and in life. GOOGLE GOOGLE!

check him out here (he brings the lulz) - http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com

(* this is a picture of tim [ http://esushi.tumblr.com ] and aubrey [ http://whiteowl.tumblr.com ], two of the people who put shit up in dis blogthe other people include jessica [ http://sunkenship.tumblr.com ]  and adam [ http://fueled-by-technicolor.tumblr.com/ ]
see we are actually all hipsters anyway stfu
as is everyone on tumblr
deal wid it)

(* this is a picture of tim [ http://esushi.tumblr.com ] and aubrey [ http://whiteowl.tumblr.com ], two of the people who put shit up in dis blog

the other people include jessica [ http://sunkenship.tumblr.com ]  and adam [ http://fueled-by-technicolor.tumblr.com/ ]

see we are actually all hipsters anyway stfu

as is everyone on tumblr

deal wid it)

YO YO YO ▲

so we thought we should introduce ourselves to the newbies who don’t know our story~

so gather round y’all ▼

sif was created by 4.5 really good friends who are bored as shit and don’t have anything better to do and in this time we’ve been here, we’ve gained a handsome group of followers, if we do say so ourselves. ▲▲▲▲



look- we have pics of ourselves this time, you lucky clams:

adam (http://littlepineapple.tumblr.com/) -




aubrey (http://whiteowl.tumblr.com/) -




jessica (http://darkhairedwomenandbreakfastfood.tumblr.com) -




& tim (http://esushi.tumblr.com/) -




some of you guys apparently think we’re funny or something and we think that’s pretty gr8. we appreciate every single one of you fucks regardless if you hate us or love us. we love all of you, you indiefucks.

on a side note, we encourage you, as always, to check out our grandfather, mr. wolcott. he is our rock, our guiding light, and our inspiration.

http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/
http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/
http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/
http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/