spencer the american eskimo dog will be losing weight. not because he’s not beautiful the way he is, but because I want him to live longer and feel stronger! help support his new healthy life style!

 

please follow this blog as we track spencer the adorable fat dog’s new fitness routine!! PLEASE  HELP! HE NEEDS ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT HE CAN GET!!! 

WANT TO HELP SUPPORT A HEALTHY CAUSE AND FEEL GOOD DOING IT??? WELL NOW YOU CAN!!!

follow him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spencer!!

shawnwich

I NEED YOUR HELP, TUMBLR?

shawnwich:

so two of my married friends are having an affair with each other.

im going to dinner & the nutcracker with them on wednesday.  so it’ll just be me, and two people who are cheating on their respective spouses.

they don’t know I know.

MISSION: HELP ME COME UP WITH CLEVER THINGS TO CASUALLY SAY TO THEM THAT WILL MAKE THEM SWEAT WITHOUT GIVING AWAY THAT I KNOW.  THINGS LIKE: “I’m excited for tonight. It should be quite an affair.”

shaunmcgyver

fat white dog wants you to listen, merry christmas and send fat white dog some new sweaters.

shaunmcgyversmusicbox:

Listen to Don’t Take Down The Tree by Shaun McGyver.

My Christmas EP is now available for free download, make sure to tell all your friends!

Track list:

1. Blue Christmas
2. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
3. No Presents Are Coming For Christmas 

whiteowl

whiteowl:

hey everyone look at this thing i made last night
 

these are a bunch of candid fragmented clips from my life i found and edited all together. the song in the background is black hawk waltz by chris garneau. the words are something i wrote in april after looking through a lot of craigslist missed connections.

they’re mostly strangers.


i think this is the saddest thing i’ve ever made




dear remaining 20,000 followers,
if you’re bored watch this

doge