i’m freaking out
please look at my dog
we’ve lost over 20,000 followers over the past few years (it’s ok we didn’t like you either)
shout out to the 19,000 or so who stayed with us even after we got stale
you will be rewarded in cute dog pics
so two of my married friends are having an affair with each other.
im going to dinner & the nutcracker with them on wednesday. so it’ll just be me, and two people who are cheating on their respective spouses.
they don’t know I know.
MISSION: HELP ME COME UP WITH CLEVER THINGS TO CASUALLY SAY TO THEM THAT WILL MAKE THEM SWEAT WITHOUT GIVING AWAY THAT I KNOW. THINGS LIKE: “I’m excited for tonight. It should be quite an affair.”
fat white dog wants you to listen, merry christmas and send fat white dog some new sweaters.
Listen to Don’t Take Down The Tree by Shaun McGyver.
My Christmas EP is now available for free download, make sure to tell all your friends!
1. Blue Christmas
2. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
3. No Presents Are Coming For Christmas
hey everyone look at this thing i made last night
these are a bunch of candid fragmented clips from my life i found and edited all together. the song in the background is black hawk waltz by chris garneau. the words are something i wrote in april after looking through a lot of craigslist missed connections.
they’re mostly strangers.
i think this is the saddest thing i’ve ever made
dear remaining 20,000 followers,
if you’re bored watch this
top: 3rd Rock from the Sun vending machine.
bottom: vending machine in my apartment building that I liked so much that I had the logo part as my avatar on tumblr for like two years
never have seen this vending machine otherwise.
so we’re thinking about making sarcasticindiefucks into a blog strictly about this dog
is this an okay idea you guys