we’ve lost over 20,000 followers over the past few years (it’s ok we didn’t like you either)
shout out to the 19,000 or so who stayed with us even after we got stale
you will be rewarded in cute dog pics
so two of my married friends are having an affair with each other.
im going to dinner & the nutcracker with them on wednesday. so it’ll just be me, and two people who are cheating on their respective spouses.
they don’t know I know.
MISSION: HELP ME COME UP WITH CLEVER THINGS TO CASUALLY SAY TO THEM THAT WILL MAKE THEM SWEAT WITHOUT GIVING AWAY THAT I KNOW. THINGS LIKE: “I’m excited for tonight. It should be quite an affair.”